Have you seen me?

Ian Duncan, Age 36

Have You Seen Me?

Name: Ian Duncan

Age: 37

Occupation: Professor of Psychology and Anthropology

Last Seen: April 28, 2011

Distinguishing Features: Glasses, British Accent, Talks About Football When He Means Soccer

If Seen, Call: Colin Duncan (brother); 011-45-121-865-432

Computer Generated Image, Age 37

SWM seeks AF

Single, handsome, perfectly-aged hand-wipe magnate seeks young Asian woman for companionship and sex. Willing to pay... for the companionship, not the sex. Interested? Email hawthorne@hawthornewipes.com

         Posted by Anonymous 

Happy Hour

Come to The Ballroom for happy hour! Domestic specials, $2 well drinks, Polaroid photos on wall!

         Posted by The Ballroom

Apartment For Rent

Spacious 1 bedroom, 1 bath apartment located within walking distance to campus. Private entrance. Rent is CHEAP! Interested? Call 518-889-3332, ask for Balki.

         Posted by Dildopolis

Wanted

Pearl handle for Foosball table, goalie or forward only. I already have a pearl handle for the defensive men and the centers. Please do not tell me if you have these other ones for I am not interested. Email Juergen if you want to sell them to me, Juergen.

         Posted by Juergen Juergenson

For Sale

Large collection of role playing figurines, incl. Firehorn the Red Dragon, Elba the half-naked half-elf, and Zorgo the king of the minotaurs. Contact Fat Neil if interested.

         Posted by Fat Neil